Things That Went Better Than Tonight.



No real point to have an in depth discussion. Because this game was effectively over at the 5:41 minute of the first quarter I have nether the time nor the inclination to go into any great depth as to what transpired tonight. What I really need is catharsis, so with that in mind I will just give some examples of "Things That Went Better Than Tonight"

  • The Gallipoli Campaign
  • New Coke
  • The Siege of Stalingrad
  • American Motors
  • Every Sitcom Spin off in History
  • The Bay of Pigs
  • The WNBA
  • Kevin Costner movies, all of them
  • Crystal Pepsi
  • The Second Boer War
  • Michael Bay, not just his movies, but his entire existence
  • Roman Emperor Nero
  • The Pontiac Fiero
  • The Maginot Line
  • Little Big Horn
  • Netscape
  • Mercantilism
  • The Ides of March
  • Balloon Boy
  • And LeBron James's never ending battle with humility
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