No real point to have an in depth discussion. Because this game was effectively over at the 5:41 minute of the first quarter I have nether the time nor the inclination to go into any great depth as to what transpired tonight. What I really need is catharsis, so with that in mind I will just give some examples of "Things That Went Better Than Tonight"
- The Gallipoli Campaign
- New Coke
- The Siege of Stalingrad
- American Motors
- Every Sitcom Spin off in History
- The Bay of Pigs
- The WNBA
- Kevin Costner movies, all of them
- Crystal Pepsi
- The Second Boer War
- Michael Bay, not just his movies, but his entire existence
- Roman Emperor Nero
- The Pontiac Fiero
- The Maginot Line
- Little Big Horn
- Netscape
- Mercantilism
- The Ides of March
- Balloon Boy
- And LeBron James's never ending battle with humility