A quick pick for you Thursday night wagererererers:
Texas State (1-5) at Louisiana-Lafayette (2-3): Louisiana-Lafayette coach Mark Hudspeth has been brought out of retirement to deal with SMERSH. He has been promoted to the head of MI6 on the death of M. He recruits baccarat player Evelyn Tremble to beat SMERSH agent Le Chiffre. Having embezzled SMERSH's money, Le Chiffre is desperate for money to cover up his theft. Tremble stops Le Chiffre's cheating and beats him in a game of baccarat. Tremble is then scattered, covered, and diced. Hudspeth establishes that the casino is located atop a giant underground headquarters run by the evil Dr. Noah. He and Moneypenny travel there to investigate. Dr. Noah turns out to be Sir Mark's nephew Marky Hudspeth. And that’s when the fun begins.
Final Score: Louisiana-Lafayette 49 Texas State 35
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