A quick pick for you Saturday gamblizers.
Wyoming (3-2) at Utah State (3-3):
DELICIOUS APPLES ARE TERRIBLE. THEY TASTE BAD. THEY ARE MEALY AND HARD AND GROSS AND THE WORST APPLES IN THE WORLD. NOBODY NAMED CLAYTON TRUTOR LIKES THEM. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN DELICIOUS APPLES IN THE WORLD OF FOOD IS REALLY REALLY ONIONY QUICHE OR YANKEE POT ROAST OR CEREAL THAT DONT GOT MR. T ON THE BOX.
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor