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And then I spoil it all by saying something stupid like, “Clayton, you’re a champ.”
Last Week: 9-6
Season to Date: 108-56
Our Game:
Temple (4-5) at Cincinnati (3-6): Birds fly over the rainbow/why then oh why can’t I?
Final Score: Cincinnati 31 Temple 30
The Rest of the AAC:
UConn (3-6) at #18 UCF (8-0): Aristotle, on being censured for giving alms to a bad man, answered: “I did not give it to the man, I gave it to humanity.”
Final Score: UCF 31 UConn 30
SMU (6-3) at Navy (5-3): But from dusk till dawn as the clock ticks on, something happens to you, Mustangs. Something happens to you.
Final Score: SMU 31 Navy 30
Tulane (3-6) at East Carolina (2-7): Robert Benchley had been shining as the outstanding ladies’ man at a certain Hollywood party when two matinee idols arrived. The ladies began to desert the humorist, one of them exclaiming over the new-comers “Now that’s my idea of real he-men!”
“He-men!” growled Benchley, “I’ll bet the hair of their combined chests wouldn’t make a wig for a grape.”
Final Score: Tulane 31 East Carolina 30
The Rest of the Country:
#3 Notre Dame (8-1) at #10 Miami (8-0):
I assume it will end something like this:
Final Score: Notre Dame 31 Miami 30
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor