Here’s a quickie for Saturday straight out of the Big Ten:
Nebraska (4-5) at Minnesota (4-5):
I love it when Goldie does her routine to “New York, New York.” She sways back and forth just like a Rockette.
Final Score: Minnesota 45 Nebraska 31
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor