An exciting Thursday night matchup for all of you college football fans. This contest comes straight out of our own American Athletic Conference.
Tulsa (2-8) at South Florida (8-1):
Tampa has sure got some nightlife. And daylife too.
You like the social drinkery, patio, and live music of Franklin Manor. I prefer the magnificent Moorish architecture, opulent furnishings, and tropical gardens of the Henry B. Plant Museum. Now that is what I call some Victorian splendor.
You go for your frozen daiquiris at Wet Willie’s and you go for the casual American favorites at the Waterside Grill off exit 17. I go for Kojak’s House of Ribs in South Tampa. It has been a local institution since 1978. Nestled under Grandfather Oak trees, it serves McRib sandwiches and other gastropub favorites.
Final Score: South Florida 31 Tulsa 22
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