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Clayton Picks All the Games Correctly: Week 12- Thursday Night Special

Tulsa heads to Tampa for a matchup with USF

Cincinnati v South Florida Photo by Joseph Garnett Jr. /Getty Images

An exciting Thursday night matchup for all of you college football fans. This contest comes straight out of our own American Athletic Conference.

Tulsa (2-8) at South Florida (8-1):

Tampa has sure got some nightlife. And daylife too.

You like the social drinkery, patio, and live music of Franklin Manor. I prefer the magnificent Moorish architecture, opulent furnishings, and tropical gardens of the Henry B. Plant Museum. Now that is what I call some Victorian splendor.

You go for your frozen daiquiris at Wet Willie’s and you go for the casual American favorites at the Waterside Grill off exit 17. I go for Kojak’s House of Ribs in South Tampa. It has been a local institution since 1978. Nestled under Grandfather Oak trees, it serves McRib sandwiches and other gastropub favorites.

Final Score: South Florida 31 Tulsa 22

As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor