We have an awfully exciting AAC matchup this Thursday night.
Navy (5-2) at Temple (3-5):
Here is an updated, scientific list of the wrestling personas of the AAC Football programs:
Tulsa: Heel that just blew a big push. That’s actually just a long winded way of saying “Baron Corbin.”
Memphis: Heel henchman who puts over the face on free TV two weeks before his boss faces the same face on Pay-Per-View.
Temple: Heel that has just gotten over with the marks.
Tulane: Johnny Gargano
Navy: Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
Cincinnati: Bob Backlund at Wrestlemania 9
UConn: Iron Mike Sharpe
East Carolina: The Bella Twins’ brother
Final Score: Temple 33 Navy 30
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