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A Saturday quick pick from the Big 12:
Baylor (Bad) at Kansas (Badder):
Here is a scientific list of the wrestling personas of the Big 12 football programs:
Baylor: Mr. Kennedy
TCU: Mr. Perfect
Oklahoma: Bruno Sammartino
Texas: Ric Flair in the WWF
West Virginia: Bill Dundee
Iowa State: Jamie Dundee
Kansas State: Bam Bam Bigelow
Texas Tech: Kevin Greene in WCW
Oklahoma State: CM Punk in WWE
Kansas: CM Punk in UFC
Final Score: Baylor 34 Kansas 28
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor