Bearcats Box Lunch: Here’s a UC Football/Full House Parody

The internet is a big, wide open, scary place. Why should you have to dive into its depths and find stories that pertain to the Cincinnati Bearcats when we can do it for you? Here’s what the world wide web has to offer today.

We are well past the spring portion of the football season. Where do the teams in the American Athletic Conference stack up? (Zach Bigalke; Saturday Blitz)

Here’s the Cincinnati Bearcats/Full House mashup that you need in your life right now.

Bill Koch takes a look at how a dedication to improved consistency led Austin Squires to the NCAA Golf Tournament. (Boll Koch; GoBearcats.com)

The bowl schedule for the 2017-18 season is officially out. Let’s just pencil in the Bearcats for the Sugar Bowl on Jan. 1 aka the second semifinal of the College Football Playoff. Hey, a guy can dream, right? (Richard Johnson; SB Nation)

Rick Pitino can actually ball a little bit, believe it or not. (Matt Norlander; CBS Sports)

Alonzo Carter is a coach for the San Jose State Spartan and a Lord of the Dance. (Alonzo Carter; Kyle Bonagura)