Bearcats Box Lunch: Billy Joel

Busy news day around these parts:

Bobby’s driving through the city tonight, through the lights, in a hot new rental car. (Turnstiles)

Mr. Joel has been troubled recently by bouts of walking in his sleep. In the middle of the night. (River of Dreams)

Virginia got a nice white dress and a party on her confirmation. (The Stranger)

Uptown Girl appears to be in the market for a “downtown man.” (An Innocent Man)

After walking around in a rough part of Brooklyn, Mr. Joel purports to be stranded in Boston’s “combat zone.” (Glass Houses)

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