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The Miss Cleo of College Football has got you covered. I am so committed to prognosticating America’s greatest game that I even bothered to have an opinion about the one measly game on the slate this Thursday.
Idaho State (1-0) at Utah State (0-1): Dang, did those Idaho State Thundercats sure look good a couple weeks back against Western Oregon. Dang if there logo don’t look just like the bengal on the label for Tiger’s Milk nutrition bars. Dang, I used to buy those all the time at Trader Joe’s but Trader Joe’s don’t seem to have them no more. On the other hand, Utah State did not look so good against Wisconsin last weekend. I think there’s a clear favorite in this one.
Final Score: Idaho State 45 Utah State 28
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