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Report: Wearing Speedos Make Weight Lifting More Pleasurable

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Report: Speedos Make Weight Lifting More Pleasurable

I have never lifted weights. I have never worn a speedo. But a new report from the guy I was talking to at the bus stop this morning confirms that it is much easier to lift weights while wearing a speedo.

In other news:

Your Cincinnati Bearcats baseball team has a 4-game weekend set against our mortal crosstown enemies, rogues, and brigands, the Xavier Musketeers.

First pitch this afternoon is at 4 PM at the UC baseball stadium.

Cincinnati enters the game with a 6-7 mark, having eviscerated Western Michigan so badly last weekend that the folks in Kalamazoo want them to leave town.

The Bearcats are busting some bombs so far this year—the good guys have hit 14 home runs in 13 contests.

Handsome freshman outfielder Cole Harting is leading the way for the Bearcats, posting a .344 batting average so far this season.