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AS THE SEASON WINDS DOWN, I GOT NO TIME FOR UCF.
THEY ARE NOT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS. THEY ARE THE GREAT PRETENDERS, NOT GREAT CONTENDERS.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE A REAL FOOTBALL TEAM HEAD OVER TO YOUTUBE AND WATCH THE 100
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RIFFS IN THE HISTORY OF ROCK AND ROLL OF ALL TIME.
I DONT LIKE SONGS. I LIKE RIFFS. IF I DID A BAND MY BAND WOULD BE ALL RIFFS: BARRACUDA, WHOLE LOTTA LOVE, AND DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN. THE THREE BEST EVER.
MY MAN MIKE IS DONE SHOWING US AROUND HIS DORM AT USF. HE HAS TRANSFERRED TO UCF AND IS A RIFF MONGER.
FLIP TO 4:08 AND WATCH HIM DO LIFE IN THE FASTLANE. IT IS THE BEST RIFF EVER. IT IS LIKE GETTING A BELLYWOPPER WHEN DRIVING FAST UP AND DOWN THOSE BIG HILLS OVER BY THE LAKE.