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Clayton Picks All the Games Correctly: Week 9- Thursday Night Special

The Cardinal travel to Corvallis

Oregon v Stanford Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images

Here’s a quick hitter for Thursday evening:

#22 Stanford (5-4) at Oregon State (1-6):

Here is a scientific list of the wrestling personas of the Pac-12 Football programs:

UCLA: Face

USC: Heel

Oregon State: Affable Jabroni

Arizona: Face Jobber who gets the occasional win (AKA Barry Horowitz)

Stanford: HHH at Wrestlemania 12

Oregon: “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes at SummerSlam 1990 after Sweet Sapphire left him for the “Million Dollar Man.”

Washington: Roman Reigns at the 2015 Royal Rumble

Washington State: The Honky Tonk Man as Intercontinental Champion

Cal: Pat Patterson as Intercontinental Champion

Arizona State: Chadd 2 Badd

Utah: ECW referee

Colorado: Bart Gunn at Wrestlemania 15

Final Score: Stanford 32 Oregon State 24

As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor