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Here’s a quick hitter for Thursday evening:
#22 Stanford (5-4) at Oregon State (1-6):
Here is a scientific list of the wrestling personas of the Pac-12 Football programs:
UCLA: Face
USC: Heel
Oregon State: Affable Jabroni
Arizona: Face Jobber who gets the occasional win (AKA Barry Horowitz)
Stanford: HHH at Wrestlemania 12
Oregon: “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes at SummerSlam 1990 after Sweet Sapphire left him for the “Million Dollar Man.”
Washington: Roman Reigns at the 2015 Royal Rumble
Washington State: The Honky Tonk Man as Intercontinental Champion
Cal: Pat Patterson as Intercontinental Champion
Arizona State: Chadd 2 Badd
Utah: ECW referee
Colorado: Bart Gunn at Wrestlemania 15
Final Score: Stanford 32 Oregon State 24
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor