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Clayton Picks All the Games Correctly: Week 9- Saturday Circular

A hot one down in the Sunbelt Conference

Troy v LSU Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images

A quick hitter for you all this Saturday Morning straight out of the Sunbelt Conference:

Georgia Southern (Not So Good) at Troy (Good):

Here is a scientific list of the wrestling personas of the Sunbelt Conference’s football programs:

Georgia Southern: Jobber

Texas State: Jobber

Coastal Carolina: Jobber

Idaho: Mulkey Mania!

New Mexico State: Jobber

South Alabama: Jobber

Louisiana-Monroe: Jobber

Troy: Indie Darling

Louisiana-Lafayette: Got a local boy push from Mid-South Wrestling in 1984 because Bill Watts was drawing flies on Tuesday nights at the National Guard Armory in Houma.

Georgia State: “Dr. Death” Steve Williams in the semi-finals of the WWE’s 1998 Brawl for All.

Arkansas State: Sir Mo.

Appalachian State: Teddy Hart

Final Score: Troy 48 Georgia Southern 22

As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor