A quick hitter for you all this Saturday Morning straight out of the Sunbelt Conference:
Georgia Southern (Not So Good) at Troy (Good):
Here is a scientific list of the wrestling personas of the Sunbelt Conference’s football programs:
Georgia Southern: Jobber
Texas State: Jobber
Coastal Carolina: Jobber
Idaho: Mulkey Mania!
New Mexico State: Jobber
South Alabama: Jobber
Troy: Indie Darling
Louisiana-Lafayette: Got a local boy push from Mid-South Wrestling in 1984 because Bill Watts was drawing flies on Tuesday nights at the National Guard Armory in Houma.
Georgia State: “Dr. Death” Steve Williams in the semi-finals of the WWE’s 1998 Brawl for All.
Arkansas State: Sir Mo.
Appalachian State: Teddy Hart
Final Score: Troy 48 Georgia Southern 22
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor