Another week. Another victory for the Cincinnati Bearcats. Let’s get that 10th win this week.
Last Week: 8-5
Season to Date: 95-51
Cincinnati (9-1) at UCF (9-0)
Cincinnati has Christmas, first snow magic this year. UCF is a clunker on its last legs. The Bearcats will throw this bloated, overrated UCF team onto the scrap heap.
Final Score: Cincinnati 35 UCF 31
The Rest of the American Athletic Conference
Memphis (6-4) at SMU (5-5)
I finished my Christmas shopping on Halloween. Everybody’s getting candy this year.
Final Score: SMU 62 Memphis 50
UConn (1-9) at East Carolina (2-7)
I bought some Christmas ornaments the other day at Goodwill. Got a whole box of them for five bucks.
Final Score: ECU 44 UConn 33
USF (7-3) at Temple (6-4)
Thank you Dorothy, Thank you Rose, Thank you Sophia, Thank you Blanche. Thank you to all of the Golden Girls.
Final Score: Temple 42 USF 38
Tulsa (2-8) at Navy (2-8)
Navy is bound to win one more this season. If they lose to Tulsa, that means they will just have to beat Army.
Final Score: Navy 31 Tulsa 27
The Rest of the Country
The Citadel (4-5) at Alabama (10-0)
This one will be closer than the Bama-LSU game.
Final Score: Alabama 35 Citadel 7
Syracuse (8-2) at Notre Dame (10-0)
Syracuse quarterback Eric Dungey has been a joy to watch over the past four seasons. Just being a joy isn’t going to be enough to get by Jerry Tillery and company.
Final Score: Notre Dame 38 Syracuse 24
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously.
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