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We are going to get back on the saddle this week.
Last week: 8-5
Season to Date: 103-63
Our Game:
East Carolina at Cincinnati: Guess what? We are about to win our 10th game of the season.
Final Score: Cincinnati 38 East Carolina 24
The Rest of the Conference:
Houston at Memphis: Turmoil breeds togetherness. At least in this instance. Houston is going to congeal into a victorious mass this weekend. The Cougars are going to take Memphis to the woodshed.
Final Score: Houston 44 Memphis 23
UCF at USF: Central Florida is Florida-er than South Florida, which is also in Central Florida. USF will be largely ineffective and it will get awful ugly.
Final Score: UCF 61 USF 3
Navy at Tulane: Penguins are one of the scariest birds around. They mostly give me bad dreams.
Final Score: Tulane 63 Navy 24
SMU at Tulsa: SMU’s logo would make a much better lager label than Tulsa’s.
Final Score: SMU 38 Tulsa 37
Temple at UConn: Temple is about to go 8-4. UConn is about to drop football.
Final Score:
The Rest of the Country:
Alabama (no losses) vs. Auburn (a few losses): This one will be closer than anyone expects.
Final Score: Alabama 24 Auburn 21
This is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously.
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