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I am excited for some Wednesday night #MACtion.
WIthout further adieu, here is my special Wednesday night pick.
Central Michigan (4-4) at Western Michigan (5-3):
Here is a scientific list of the wrestling personas of the MAC football programs:
Central Michigan: Face
Buffalo: Heel
Akron: Dave Wills
Bowling Green: Keith Hart
Miami: Johnny Ace
Ohio: OVW Champion
Western Michigan: “The Franchise” Shane Douglas
Kent State: Dean Douglas
Toledo: Jinder Mahal
Northern Illinois: The One Man Gang
Eastern Michigan: Directional Jabroni
Ball State: Waited on Jim Cornette at the Hyden, Kentucky Dairy Queen in 1994
Final Score: Central Michigan 42 Western Michigan 24
As always, this is a work of parody and not intended to be taken seriously. For more of the same, follow me on Twitter: @ClaytonTrutor